Ask the right questions! (CLICK THE PIC!)
As a matter of protocol, there are two issues that must be settled BEFORE any (real) court case may even begin...
A. What is your status?
Are you a flesh and blood human being? Are you presenting yourself as a natural person? Or are your presenting yourself as a corporate person (an artificial construct). Do you even know the difference?
B. What is the status of your accuser?
When you are dealing with the "Courts", you must ask for their Delegation of Authority in written form to be placed on the record, for the record and entered into the record as evidence, as proof of their Authority. It they do not produce it, they don't have it, and technically the matter is closed before it can even be opened.
In matters involving Court appearances, hearings, etc., it has already been established that all judicial power is vested in one Court -- the Supreme Court, and to any courts that the Congress may from time to time, delegate such powers to, which is done with a "Delegation Of Authority Order (DOAO). Validation of Authority must be provided in written form.
Ask and you shall receive. If you do not receive... CASE CLOSED!
A. The legal power, right, or authority to hear and determine a cause or causes.
B. Authority of a sovereign power to govern or legislate; control.
C. a Sphere of authority.
Where are you? Are you in a lawful court? Does that court have Personum jurisdiction? (jurisdiction over the person); Does that court have lawful jurisdiction over the subject matter(s)? Does that court have jurisdiciton over the territory (land) where the alleged crime or civil violaton occurred? Does the court (or any officers of the court) have the authority to rule over such?
You must always demand and receive written proof of jurisdiction over person, territory and subject matter.
Ask and you shall receive. If you do not receive... CASE CLOSED
The determination of penalties, punishment, sentencing, including court fees and fines. Before adjudication ever begins, you should behave similar to the following...
Hard-working folks who seem to have done no wrong have lost their homes to foreclosure, their children to "Family Services" and their cars and other property to the IRS. The trials that people face, and the tribulations that they endure when accused of "committing a crime" are a direct result of their lack of understanding of the nature and cause of the accusation made against them.
We have been reduced to a state of poverty and serfdom because of one thing, and one thing only... LAWYERS
Lawyers, and more specifically, the lawyers who act as lawmakers (legislators) and law enforcers (judges), have created a language that the average person does not understand. Using their legal language, they have written encyclopedias of "law" that the average person is afraid to even open. Their legal language uses words that we do not understand and even more deviously, it also uses comon words that we think that we understand, but don't.
The legal profession has stolen words that we believe we understand, and redefined them in an entirely new and despicable way. In legalese, words like "citizen," "person," "individual," "employee," and even "United States" DO NOT MEAN WHAT YOU THINK THEY MEAN!!! As far as the legal profession is concerned, ignorance of the law is no excuse. All that I can say is this... Do not be ignore-ant of the law. Pay attention. Learn how the system works. That is the only way you can protect yourself and fight back.
The horror stories are infinite. They are not by accident. The legal profession has, through intelligent design and integration, created laws that benefit them, not you. The legal profession, and their language of legalese, is part of a scheme that has been devised and orchestrated by foreign and domestic enemies of freedom, not the least of which are the American Bar Association and the various State Bar Associations.
The deceptive trick that they have used is very transparent, and it is actually very easy to understand. They have managed to confuse common, civil and criminal law with contract and commercial law. Under common, civil law, and even criminal law, you DO have unalienable rights. You have the right to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. Freedom of the press, assembly, speech, religion, and many other rights are yours... IF YOU DO NOT VOLUNTEER TO GIVE THEM UP THROUGH CONTRACTUAL OBLIGATIONS!
Once you make the mistake of entering into a contract with some other "person", be it human, corporate, religious, government or any other legal "entity", you have exercised your free will and chosen to forego your RIGHTS in return for certain PRIVILEGES associated with whatever contract you may have entered into.
Have you ever entered into any of the following "CONTRACTS" by signing your name to a...
Did you read all the fine print and truly understand ALL of the ramifications of the contract that you signed? NO, YOU DID NOT!
Here is the most important thing you may ever learn in your life. It is a pity that your parents did not make this clear to you. They probably did not understand the importance of this...
If you want to maintain your freedom and sovereignty, then you should NEVER, NEVER, NEVER VOLUNTEER FOR ANYTHING !!!!!!!! This means that you should NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER put your signature on anything. NEVER. PERIOD.
The cells in your brain are probably twisting and churning and, most likely, the synapse between them are being stretched apart right now. You are probably having a very difficult time with the above statements. Therein lies the problem.
You are born free. As free as the wind blows. As free as the grass grows. The moment that you sign your name to an agreement of any kind, you are choosing to relinquish some of your freedom in return for some form of benefit, which then requires you to be obligated in some way. The act of contracting inherently destroys at least a portion of your inherent freedom.
CONTRACTS AND FREEDOM ARE MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE. YOU MAY HAVE ONE OR THE OTHER, BUT NOT BOTH. PERIOD.
If you want to be free, then stop agreeing to give up your freedom by signing agreements that obligate you in any way.
This is a very simple concept. It is easy to understand and it is undeniable. The only way you can enjoy freedom is to be obligated only to your inner self. You can still function in society. You can still work and cooperate with others, but only because you choose to, not because you are contractually obligated to.
Primarily, lawyers deal in contracts. Yes, they may also deal in the law, but only to settle disputes that arise from different interpretations of the contracts involved. If you decide to give up any of your freedoms in return for benefits of any kind under contract, that is your right. You may give up freedom in return for benefits. GOTCHA!
The only way to remove the incessant plague of lawyers which has been cast down upon us and infiltrated every aspect of our society is to refuse to feed them the one thing that they need to survive... Our signatures!
*****If you ever make the mistake of entering into a courtroom, YOU MUST UNDERSTAND that there are different types of law: common, civil, criminal and contract or commercial law. They are similar in some ways, and different in other, but there are some basics ideas that you must understand...
Jurisdiction (from the Latin ius, iuris meaning "law" and dicere meaning "to speak") is the practical authority granted to a formally constituted legal body or to a political leader to deal with and make pronouncements on legal matters and, by implication, to administer justice within a defined area of responsibility.
That sounds simple enough, but everyone gets tricked by legal linguistic trickery and doesn't ask the right questions. It all hinges on the very first question that should come to mind, but amazingly, no one ever asks...
QUESTION #1: IS YOUR CASE A QUESTION OF CRIME OR CONTRACT?
Are you being accused of "breaking a law", or are you accused of "violating the terms and conditions of a contract"? It makes all the difference in the world.
POSSIBILITY #1: IF YOU ARE ACCUSED OF COMMITTING A CRIME...
If you are being accused of committing a crime, then you need to know what law you are being accused of violating. Sounds simple enough, but most people have never bothered to look into a law book and rely upon their liar to explain the lie to them. Legalese and law books can be very confusing and difficult to understand, but there is simplicity hidden behind all of that complexity. Before any CIVIL OR CRIMINAL court case can begin you have the right (and the obligation to defend that right) to DEMAND that the officers of the court provide you with proof of a number of things...1. JURISDICTION
If you are being accused of violating the terms and conditions of a contract, then you need to know what contract you are being accused of violating. Sounds simple enough, but most people have never bothered to ask this very simple question and they also rely upon their liar to explain the lie to them. Legalese and contracts can be very confusing and difficult to understand, but there is simplicity hidden behind all of that complexity. Before any COMMERCIAL court case can begin you have the right (and the obligation to defend that right) to DEMAND that the officers of the court provide you with proof of a number of things...
ALL of the above information MUST be properly presented to the satisfaction of both parties before anyone should submit themselves to the "authority" of the court.
Unfortunately, lawyers are smart and saavy. They realized that the people of America are free and that arguing cases involving common, civil, and criminal law are not really very profitable when compared to arguing cases of commercial law. THERE IS A LOT MORE MONEY IN COMMERCIAL LAW!Please understand...
The UNITED STATES is a corporation. It is not the same as the Constitutionally authorized government. The FEDERAL RESERVE is an independent corporation. It is not part of the government. The IRS is a corporation. The STATE OF CALIFORNIA is a corporation. It is not the same as The Republic of California. Every other STATE has a doppleganger corporation that masquerades as a government entity and so do most counties and municipalities.
*****The trick that has been played upon the free people of America is to entice the people into commercial agreements with a number of corporate entities that the people believe are the same thing as their lawful government.
These corporate entities have absolutely no legal AUTHORITY over you. They rely upon similar sounding names that entice and trick you into agreeing to enter into contractual obligations with their corporation. They trick you into voluntarily to give away some of your freedom in return for supposed benefits or privileges. *****
Of course, this is STUPID, but we have all done this. But maybe, just MAYBE, you did it without fully understanding exactly what you did. Maybe you were coerced into signing something that you didn't really understand. Maybe you were told that "the law" required you to sign away your freedoms. Maybe you misunderstood what the ramifications were. Maybe a lot of this never actually happened at all. Maybe most of it has only been "presumed" to have happened...PRESUMPTIONS
People often assume that what someone else tells them is true. A presumption is similar, but somewhat different than an assumption. When another party makes a statement that they believe something is true, they are putting forth a presumption. Presumptions are accepted as fact only if you fail to refute them. You can think of a presumption as an accusation that is presented in a way that makes you believe it is true, even though it may not be.
In issues that involve common, civil and criminal laws, you are presumed to be innocent until you are proven guilty beyond a reasonable doubt. In cases of commercial law, every presumption that is made by your accuser is assumed to be true until you refute it with a presumption of your own, preferably one that is backed up by factual evidence.
Often, it is merely presumed that you agreed to some form of contract with the corporate pseudo-government entity. It is presumed that you signed some kind of form, agreement, contract or similar document in which you gave up your rights in return for some form of benefits or privileges.
In summary, most people argue the wrong arguments.
Q: What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?A: They both hope to be human someday.Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?
A: You can't get a finger between the rope and his neck!Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?A: Cut the rope.
Q: Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?
A: Take your foot off his head.
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of pond scum?
A: The bucket.
Q. Where can you find a good lawyer?
A. In the cemetery.
Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what should you do?
A: Shoot the lawyer twice.
Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start!
Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
A: His lips are moving.
Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
A: Professional courtesy.
Q: Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?
A: To practice.
Q: Why is going to a meeting of the Bar Association like going into a bait shop?
A: Because of the abundance of suckers, leeches, maggots and nightcrawlers
Q: Why are there so many lawyers in the U.S.?
A: Because St. Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland.
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
A: The lawyer charges more.
Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a terrorist?
A. You can negotiate with a terrorist.
Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
A. You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
Q. If you drop a snake and an attorney off the Empire State Building, which one hits first?
A. Who cares?
Q. What do honest lawyers and UFOs have in common?
A. You always hear about them, but you never see them.
Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?
A. Lawyers accumulate frequent flyer points.
Q. What's the difference between an attorney and a pit bull?
Q: What is the name of the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers?
Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
A: A doberman pinscher.
Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start.
Q: What do lawyers use for birth control?
A: Their personalities.
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?
Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
Q: How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?
A: Shoot him before he hits the water.
Q: What is the difference between a leech and a lawyer?
A: The leech stops sucking you dry after you're dead.
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A: A vampire only sucks blood at night.
Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and a hooker?
A: A hooker will stop trying to screw you once you're dead.
Q: Why does New Jersey have all the toxic waste dumps and California has all the lawyers?
A: Because New Jersey got first pick.
Q: Have you heard about the lawyers' word processor?
A: No matter what font you select, everything comes out in fine print.
Q: If you are on the beach and you come across 100 lawyers who are buried up to their neck in sand, what time is it?
A: Time to get more sand.
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a game. The blonde, who's tired and just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and says the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains...
"I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vice versa." Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00." This catches the blonde's attention; and figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, she agrees to the game.
The lawyer asks the first question: "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"
The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill, and hands it to the lawyer. "Okay," says the lawyer, "it's your turn."
She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs but comes down with four legs?"
The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references--no answer. He taps into the airphone with his modem and searches the Net and the Library of Congress--no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $500.
The blonde says "Thank you" and turns back to get some more sleep.
The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"
Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep.
A man who had been caught embezzling millions from his employer went to a lawyer seeking defense. He didn't want to go to jail. But his lawyer told him, "Don't worry. You'll never have to go to jail with all that money. And the lawyer was right. When the man was sent to prison, he didn't have a dime.
A lawyer's dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals a roast. The butcher goes to the lawyer's office and asks, "If a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog's owner?"
The lawyer answered, "Absolutely."
"Then you owe me $8.50. Your dog was loose and stole a roast from me today."
The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for $8.50. The butcher, having a feeling of satisfaction, leaves.
Three days later, the butcher finds a bill from the lawyer: $100 due for a consultation.
A Dublin lawyer died in poverty, and many people donated to a fund for his funeral. The Lord Chief Justice of Orbury was asked to donate a shilling. "Only a shilling?" said the Justice, "Only a shilling to bury an attorney? Here's a guinea; go and bury twenty more of them."
A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead of him in line to see St. Peter. But, to his surprise, St. Peter left his desk at the gate and came down the long line to where the lawyer was standing. St. Peter greeted him warmly. Then St. Peter and one of his assistants took the lawyer by the hands and guided him up to the front of the line into a comfortable chair by his desk.
The lawyer said, "I don't mind all this attention, but what makes me so special?"
St. Peter replied, "Well, I've added up all the hours for which you billed your clients, and by my calculation you must be about 193 years old!"
Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest. The first one spied a nut and cried out, "Oh, look! A nut!" The second squirrel jumped on it and said, "It's my nut!"
The first squirrel said, "That's not fair! I saw it first!"
"Well, you may have seen it, but I have it," argued the second.
At that point, a lawyer came up and said, "You shouldn't quarrel.
Let me resolve this dispute." The two squirrels nodded, and the lawyer said, "Now, give me the nut." He broke the nut in half, and handed half to each squirrel, saying, "See? It was foolish of you to fight. Now the dispute is resolved."
Then he reached over and said, "And for my fee, I'll take the nut meat."
A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel: "Oh, I see your attorney lost the case!"
The defendant answered, "No, we won."
The devil visited a lawyer's office and made him an offer. "I can arrange some things for you, " the devil said. "I'll increase your income five-fold. Your partners will love you; your clients will respect you; you'll have four months of vacation each year and live to be a hundred. All I require in return is that your wife's soul, your children's souls, and their children's souls rot in hell for eternity."
The lawyer thought for a moment. "What's the catch?" he asked.
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco's Chinatown. Picking through the objects on display he discovers a detailed, life-sized bronze sculpture of a rat. The sculpture is so interesting and unique that he picks it up and asks the shop owner what it costs.
"Twelve dollars for the rat, sir," says the shop owner, "and a thousand dollars more for the story behind it."
"You can keep the story, old man," he replies, "but I'll take the rat."
The transaction complete, the tourist leaves the store with the bronze rat under his arm. As he crosses the street in front of the store, two live rats emerge from a sewer drain and fall into step behind him. Nervously looking over his shoulder, he begins to walk faster, but every time he passes another sewer drain, more rats come out and follow him. By the time he's walked two blocks, at least a hundred rats are at his heels, and people begin to point and shout. He walks even faster, and soon breaks into a trot as multitudes of rats swarm from sewers, basements, vacant lots, and abandoned cars. Rats by the thousands are at his heels, and as he sees the waterfront at the bottom of the hill, he panics and starts to run full tilt.
No matter how fast he runs, the rats keep up, squealing hideously, now not just thousands but millions, so that by the time he comes rushing up to the water's edge a trail of rats twelve city blocks long is behind him. Making a mighty leap, he jumps up onto a light post, grasping it with one arm while he hurls the bronze rat into San Francisco Bay with the other, as far as he can heave it. Pulling his legs up and clinging to the light post, he watches in amazement as the seething tide of rats surges over the breakwater into the sea, where they drown.
Shaken and mumbling, he makes his way back to the antique shop.
"Ah, so you've come back for the rest of the story," says the owner.
"No," says the tourist, "I was wondering if you have a bronze lawyer."
A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways one day, when they collided at the intersection. They immediately began to argue with one another as to who was at fault for the mishap.
When the snake remarked that he had been blind since birth, and thus should be given additional leeway, the rabbit said that he, too, had been blind since birth. The two animals then forgot about the collision and began commiserating concerning the problems of being blind.
The snake said that his greatest regret was the loss of his identity. He had never been able to see his reflection in the water, and for that reason did not know exactly what he looked like, or even what he was. The rabbit declared that he had the same problem. Seeing a way that they could help each other, the rabbit proposed that one feel the other from head to toe, and then try to describe what the other animal was.
The snake agreed, and started by winding himself around the rabbit. After a few moments, he announced, "You've got very soft, fuzzy fur, long ears, big rear feet, and a little fuzzy ball for a tail. I think that you must be a bunny rabbit!"
The rabbit was much relieved to find his identity, and proceeded to return the favor to the snake. After feeling about the snake's body for a few minutes, he asserted, "Well, you're scaly, you're slimy, you've got beady little eyes, you squirm and slither all the time, and you've got a forked tongue. I think you're a lawyer!"
A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.
"Alright," the lawyer says looking through his papers. "You owe me $1000 down and $417.58 cents each month for the next thirty-six months.
"What! That sounds like a car payment schedule," retorted the client.
"Yes. My BMW!"
The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced last week that they were going to start using lawyers instead of rats in their experiments. Naturally, the American Bar Association was outraged and filed suit. Yet, the NIH presented some very good reasons for the switch.
A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor. He asked, "Give it to me straight. How long have I got?" The physician replied that he doubted that the man would survive the night.
The man then said, "Call for my lawyer." When the lawyer arrived, the man asked for his physician to stand on one side of the bed, while the lawyer stood on the other. The man then laid back and closed his eyes. When he remained silent for several minutes, the physician asked what he had in mind. The man replied "Jesus died with a thief on either side. I just thought I'd check out the same way."
A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined to prove wrong the saying, "You can't take it with you."
After much thought and consideration, the old ambulance-chaser finally figured out how to take at least some of his money with him when he died. He instructed his wife to go to the bank and withdraw enough money to fill two pillow cases. He then directed her to take the bags of money to the attic and leave them directly above his bed. His plan: When he passed away, he would reach out and grab the bags on his way to heaven.
Several weeks after the funeral, the deceased lawyer's wife, up in the attic cleaning, came upon the two forgotten pillow cases stuffed with cash.
"Oh, that darned old fool," she exclaimed. "I knew he should have had me put the money in the basement."
An independent woman started her own business. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in. Pretty soon she realized she needed an in-house counsel, and so she began interviewing young lawyers.
"As I'm sure you can understand," she started off with one of the first applicants, "in a business like this, our personal integrity must be beyond question." She leaned forward. "Mr. Peterson, are you an 'honest' lawyer?"
"Honest?" replied the job prospect. "Let me tell you something about honest. Why, I'm so honest that my dad lent me fifteen thousand dollars for my education and I paid back every penny the minute I tried my very first case."
"Impressive. And what sort of case was that?"
He squirmed in his seat and admitted, "My dad sued me for the money."
At the United Way in a fairly small town a volunteer worker noticed that the most successful lawyer in the whole town hadn't made a contribution. This guy was making about $600,000 a year so the volunteer thought, "Why not call him up?"
He calls up the lawyer.
"Sir, according to our research you haven't made a contribution to the United Way, would you like to do so?"
The lawyer responds, "A contribution? Does your research show that I have an invalid mother who requires expensive surgery once a year just to stay alive?"
The worker is feeling a bit embarrassed and says, "Well, no sir, I'm..."
"Does your research show that my sister's husband was killed in a car accident? She has three kids and no means of support!"
The worker is feeling quite embarrassed at this point. "I'm terribly sorry..."
"Does your research show that my brother broke his neck on the job and now requires a full time nurse to have any kind of normal life?"
The worker is completely humiliated at this point. "I am sorry sir, please forgive me..."
"The gall of you people! I don't give them anything, so why should I give it to you!"
A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut, but the barber refused, saying, "You do God's work." The next morning the barber found a dozen bibles at the door to his shop.
A policeman came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused to pay, saying, "You protect the public." The next morning the barber found a dozen doughnuts at the door to his shop.
A lawyer came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused payment, saying, "You serve the justice system." The next morning the barber found a dozen lawyers waiting for a free haircut.
An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him regarding a matter of utmost urgency.
An aide eventually agreed to wake up the governor.
"So, what is it?" grumbled the governor.
"Judge Garber has just died" said the attorney, "and I want to take his place."
The governor replied: "Well, it's OK with me if it's OK with the undertaker."
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency landing.
A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants if everyone was buckled in and ready.
"All set back here, Captain," came the reply, "except the lawyers are still going around passing out business cards."
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. "Isn't it true," he bellowed, "that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?"
The witness stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question.
"Isn't it true that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?" the lawyer repeated.
The witness still did not respond.
Finally, the judge leaned over and said, "Sir, please answer the question."
"Oh," the startled witness said, "I thought he was talking to you."
A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. The physician said, "Remember, on the sixth day God took a rib from Adam and fashioned Eve, making him the first surgeon. Therefore, medicine is the oldest profession."
The engineer replied, "But, before that, God created the heavens and earth from chaos and confusion, and thus he was the first engineer. Therefore, engineering is an older profession than medicine."
Then, the lawyer spoke up. "Yes," he said, "But who do you think created all of the chaos and confusion?"
An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as chief executive officer of a large corporation. The engineer was interviewed first, and was asked a long list of questions, ending with "How much is two plus two?" The engineer excused himself, and made a series of measurements and calculations before returning to the board room and announcing, "Four."
The physicist was next interviewed, and was asked the same questions. Again, the last question was, "How much is two plus two?" Before answering the last question, he excused himself, made for the library, and did a great deal of research. After a consultation with the United States Bureau of Standards and many calculations, he also announced, "Four."
The lawyer was interviewed last, and again the final question was, "How much is two plus two?" The lawyer drew all the shades in the room, looked outside to see if anyone was there, checked the telephone for listening devices, and then whispered, "How much do you want it to be?"
We are aware, and you ought to become aware, that these corrupt criminals offer a trap that is laced with false pleasure; The root of their tree is bitter, its branches are death, its shadow is hatred, a trap is lurking in its leaves, its blossom is bad ointment, its fruit is death, desire is its seed, and it sprouts in darkness. The dwelling place of those who taste of this tree is the underworld, and darkness is their resting place.